Sunday, March 2, 2008

(Literally) Breaking News


The Opposition Team's faggish yet strong centre-back Raffiq Porno has been sidelined for at least 2 months with strained ankle ligaments sustained during a recent 7-a-side tournament.

But he's very hopeful for the future.
"At least my leg never kena like Eduardo. WORSE!" say Porno.
if anyone can recommend a good massage place (with happy endings) to him then please leave it in the comments page.

and in other news.
The referee kelong in the Arsenal vs Aston Villa match where there was 56 mins of injury time added allowing Arsenal to equalize in the dying seconds.

but never mind United will angkat this year.

this has been broken news.
amen.

4 comments:

adam shah said...

PS the injury is real.

porno won't be playing soccer for awhile.

Anonymous said...

damn man....but nice post dam

Anonymous said...

Ya dei,

Don't think will be playing anytime soon.

adam shah said...

porno is a faggot